{"id":2015,"date":"2010-10-01T16:20:48","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T15:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/?p=2015"},"modified":"2010-10-01T23:06:54","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T22:06:54","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/?p=2015","title":{"rendered":"Oeuf, that looks painful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/2010pics\/2010\/10\/cathbruise.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2017\" title=\"cath's bruise\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/2010pics\/2010\/10\/cathbruise-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/2010pics\/2010\/10\/cathbruise-199x300.jpg 199w, http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/2010pics\/2010\/10\/cathbruise-99x150.jpg 99w, http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/2010pics\/2010\/10\/cathbruise-400x601.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/2010pics\/2010\/10\/cathbruise.jpg 532w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a>Tuesday evening, following club circuit training at our local school gym, my wife, Cath, was running home when some Chavs in a speeding Saxo decided it would be fun to throw an egg at her.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately it didn\u2019t break on impact and Cath was left doubled over in pain as the car sped away, the egg finally breaking as it hit the floor.<\/p>\n<p>We managed to get an icepack on it 5 mins after it happened but the photo below taken\u00a0a couple of days later\u00a0shows quite how hard the impact must have been !<\/p>\n<p>Idiots&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday evening, following club circuit training at our local school gym, my wife, Cath, was running home when some Chavs in a speeding Saxo decided it would be fun to throw an egg at her. Unfortunately it didn\u2019t break on impact and Cath was left doubled over in pain as the car sped away, the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/?p=2015\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oeuf, that looks painful&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2015"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2019,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015\/revisions\/2019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}