{"id":646,"date":"2009-06-24T15:46:28","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T14:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/?p=646"},"modified":"2009-06-24T15:46:28","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T14:46:28","slug":"team-reports-an-alternative-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/?p=646","title":{"rendered":"Team reports an alternative version&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/pics\/2009\/teamfun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Team GB\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/pics\/2009\/smteamfun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"109\" \/><\/a>Part of being Team Manager is to submit a report every night to British Orienteering. Here is an alternative version to the comments about the mens I found on my machine when I came back from dinner !<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\">Alternative edition: <\/em>The men want us to ignore their results because \u2018they are rubbish\u2019 says Jimmy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/pics\/2009\/funbike.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Helen\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/pics\/2009\/smfunbike.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"146\" \/><\/a>\u2018Afghan\u2019 Taylor. \u2018Yeah, we performed pretty shockingly and are generally crap, but we did have some good controls\u2019 says Killian \u2018Flower\u2019 Lomas who got beaten by a girl on two splits including to the spectator control because he was posing for the cameras but no-one took a picture <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;\"><span style=\"mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;\">L<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">. Mark Stogell took the boom or bust approach usually adopted by Jimmy and finished bottom of the trio! Jimmy \u2018Afghan\u2019 Taylor occupied himself post race by admiring the picture Stodge took which \u2018makes my legs look big like an elephant, you want to see me in Skins I look like Errol Flynn in the Crimson Pirate only without the sword skills\u2019.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part of being Team Manager is to submit a report every night to British Orienteering. Here is an alternative version to the comments about the mens I found on my machine when I came back from dinner ! Alternative edition: The men want us to ignore their results because \u2018they are rubbish\u2019 says Jimmy \u2018Afghan\u2019 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/?p=646\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Team reports an alternative version&#8230;.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":647,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions\/647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stodgell.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}