Team reports an alternative version….

Part of being Team Manager is to submit a report every night to British Orienteering. Here is an alternative version to the comments about the mens I found on my machine when I came back from dinner !

Alternative edition: The men want us to ignore their results because ‘they are rubbish’ says Jimmy ‘Afghan’ Taylor. ‘Yeah, we performed pretty shockingly and are generally crap, but we did have some good controls’ says Killian ‘Flower’ Lomas who got beaten by a girl on two splits including to the spectator control because he was posing for the cameras but no-one took a picture L. Mark Stogell took the boom or bust approach usually adopted by Jimmy and finished bottom of the trio! Jimmy ‘Afghan’ Taylor occupied himself post race by admiring the picture Stodge took which ‘makes my legs look big like an elephant, you want to see me in Skins I look like Errol Flynn in the Crimson Pirate only without the sword skills’.